“I don’t get paid enough for this”

Jokes on you I just started

Y’all is gender neutral, do so I imagine it’s fine

Edit: typo lol

Because the one on the right is funnier

Counterargument: a centaur is a human torso on a horse’s neck, so it’s the right one

Live your life but please don’t do that in public for my kids to see

This is funny but also kinda spot on? Once you have real “fuck you” money, the only important thing is the actual number, not the money associated with it

Dionysus certainly is a menace

There’s a hidden spider, he’s >!in the mailbag in the mail truck!<

Surprise MRI

Ok so first your gonna want to head straight onto Google maps and use that, I have no idea where anything is

She talked about a blow job in a funny way and it became a meme, then she jumped to capitalize on the popularity

Back fell off

Inside Out but all my emotions are these Muppets

No sugar

I did some research and TouHou is a bullet hell game so you gotta dodge knives while getting your dick sucked

Yet people keep buying from them

Harry Potter is fine, it’s the creator who’s a bad person

Oh I have a +7 to using rope! I use my boots of flying to go alongside the bridge and fix it!