At least one of them:

“It cannot be that good”

It just took some crabs a bit longer to get there.

Also, while having to listen to the backs get it on.

“I’m pretty sure that’s just god trolling everyone. No. Really. Has quite a developed sense of humor.”

“Refined it over eons.”

I dunno. But if you know the authors… ask them where they got the studies.

It’s for my nieces. Honest. I would never get a rainbow cat-oh stop looking at me like that. Of course I blame the nieces…. They get away with everything!

The funny part about this is…

We do know what some of them sounded like. (Well I forget which ones so, maybe they’re not Dino’s, but uh, yeah.) (also, big “maybe” attached. They took 3d scans of what they think are the vocal organs and ran air through a 3d printed version.)

Just because we understand their emotions only on a basic level doesn’t mean they’re not more complicated.

There is a lot we don’t understand and can’t understand.

Emotions? Sure.

Like us?

I dunno. Does irate fury at being woken up mid nap count as “like us”?

The Turdlings called. They said we can keep their village idiot.

This isn’t entirely accurate.

First, just because they’re only slightly less accurate than most cops… doesn’t mean they’re not able to get lucky.

Secondly, I’m reminded of an incident I saw security recordings of, from a guy running across a light rail platform (warehouse district in Minneapolis,) dude was spraying behind him. While running.

Missed all of the people he was aiming at, killed 4 people all the same.

ACAB, so I’m not saying the cops didn’t fuck up. (Or even plant the damn pellet gun…) but yeah. There’s a reason that’s the narrative.

A face like that, you tried to rock a bowtie and failed, and pooch is just being a good wingdoggo and letting you know.

Not everyone can rock a bow tie… I can’t and it makes me sad.

Bullshit.

The primary process is so heavily fucked between superdelegates, and games played by the DNC that it’s pointless to even try.

Or did you forget it was the superdelegates that fucked Bernie in the early primary, as well as all the other games like removing his access to voter roles for a bug that was reported by his staff,

As well as the first few states generally dictate the course of the primary.

You’d have a point if a) every state primaries on the same day, b) superdelegates didn’t exist, and c) the DNC abided by its own rules.

Probably about 60%

The next question is how many are republicans?

He should keep it to what he’s good at- retail politics in town halls.

Meet people face to face.

The problem, and the reason they’re not is the people who’ll show up are angry over supporting genocide. Awkward.

What you have is a person who stated lies as fact and did a decent job of being convincing and a person who was generally truthful but seemed like he “wasn’t all there.” Undecided voters who “don’t follow politics” are going to see this and say “You know, I think I understand why people support Trump.” That’s a very scary prospect.

to be fair to Biden, he wasn’t all there. I mean, he had a cold, and if that doesn’t fog things up, the medications would.

But, I feel like somebody on his Campaign programing team should have pointed out that if the win-conditions for a successful debate is literally staying alive (see John Olliver rant,) that there wasn’t really much to be gained by it in the first place. it’s not like we don’t know their positions. we’ve already had 4 years of these guys. (well, 3.5 for biden. close enough for politics.)

Ted Cruz’s full name is Rafael Edward Cruz and he’s different from people.

he’s a reptillian in a skin suit. so he’s basically different from humans. altogether.

Pretty sure that Bannon is finding out he’s not actually all that valuable.

in fact, I’m pretty sure they already found his replacement.

(yes, it’s a blank cardboard cut out.)

got my vote with bacon.

I’d go there.

Elect me.

I totally promise not to be an asshole.

(Oh, I’d totally be an asshole.) (but I’d happily ram a progressive agenda down people’s throats anyway…) (still. Don’t vote for me.)

The optics of Biden debate performance really harmed his candidacy.

It was always going to be a shit show with little upside to it. it doesn’t matter how well he performed or if he had a cold, or whatever else. all this debate was ever going to do was give the otherside more soundbites to mock, and give the turd a platform to spew more hate.