They all finally figured out that government moves slower than they can fuck the consumer

Drain the swamp tho…

I feel ya brother. I’m 41 and wondering why the hell im even saving for retirement. I’ll be dead before I’ll ever be able to

Careful, you’ll summon him

Damn, I remember when this was first “going viral”

Dang, you’re right! I must have gotten a limited time offer that I didn’t realize

This speaks to me on a spiritual level

$60 for a year, or $5 a month I believe

I did as soon as it was announced! I get one once a month, it’s awesome

His whole presidency is a grift

To be clear, they are buying Grubhub for $150 million, and taking on 500m in Grubhub debt.

Lol, $150million.

Ever try finding an old email by sender. Lol, good luck

🫡😭

Vanity

The billionaire we needed that didn’t want to be a billionaire

This is what you voted for 💅

“You really want to take that chance?”

We should have broke off with the south when we had the chance. But, no. We tried to play fair.

“No one in their right mind is backing 2025…”

Then why did YOU?!