That explains everyone who was never here

God… is the spectrum?

Exeggutored

This one and shitposts are my favs hehe

Apparently they would get so dazzled by the bumpy brown beer bottles that they would incessantly try to mate with the bottles, even if ants started picking them apart.

Was also very underwhelmed by taxi driver.

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2024/11/05/us/elections/results-president.html

The “shift in votes” map on the NYT is INSANE.

Reminded me of this far side

He wants to win the erection

Trump’s going for the funny dick stuff as a last minute effort for success

It’s called the boble

“I have things to do” lol

Bugs are so fucking cool

So hard not to anthropomorphize these guys lol

Is that why they’re cracking down on ad blockers so hard? So they can keep paying for wasted time?

I don’t think so. Bees make honey for food. Humans drink their mother’s milk as babies, sure, but they don’t keep producing milk and storing it as food as a regular practice.

This guy would own slaves

Yes capitalism sucks for humans, animals, and the rest of the planet.

I think it’s more accurate to think of you trapping humans in your basement and leaving them a bag of groceries every once in a while. Then you go down there and take whatever they cooked with the produce. They get to eat what they make, you just get the leftovers. They also can’t leave.