You can’t convince me this is the real shooter, this guy looks more like Skeet from Jimmy Neutron than the “Grin Reaper” in the now famous pic

God I hope so

Not really. I mean, a month ago if I saw transphobes in the media I could trust they’d be referred to as backwards idiots. After Trump won, I saw nothing but sympathy for bigots and “Perhaps the trans crowd overplayed their hand.” dogwhistling

And I’m too scared for misogyny directed at my person by stranger on the internet to cheer me up as it usually does… That sounds weird out of context, but you know what I mean.

Based

They’ll let him order anything he wants off the dollar menu!

Which is really just a pack of fries, minus the fries at this point, becaues what store has a dollar menu anymore?

Why do I keep reading his name as “Luigi’s Mansion”

And the sad story is, we’ll look back at these numbers and think “My God we had it so good back then.” because the mainstream US zeitgeist is ready to throw us under the bus and it’s freaking me out.

Leftist here: I swear to fuck if I hear one more Tankie put a “Trump winning is actually a good thing because Kamela’s literally the same person as Trump” card on the table with a “Actually North Korea is this amazing paradise and EVERYONE ON THE FUCKING PLANET is just pretending it’s awful. Source: Trust me bro!” stat booster

So help me God I will… Roll my eyes and drown my sorrows in another round of Dead By Daylight where I hope to find a Joshua in the lobby because I’m a Killer Main…

Seriously, why can’t we have unity like the Rightists do? I mean they just point and say “Look! It’s a gay!”, they all form in a line.

If I point and say “Look! It’s a fascist!”, the whole squad starts pointing at each other and somehow I’m “cancelled for being a rape apologist” because the way I pointed was actually a dog whistle because it vaguely resembled the ancient Anti-Black symbol called “Ligma” popularized in the year 19Dickety2 in response to white men being annoyed that black people could afford chewing gum or something… Which obviously everyone totally knows is a real thing!

I just want us to ya know, save the fucking world from Neolibs and Literal Nazis before we start doing purity tastes on each other. Like, can we wait to do the “Everyone in the group gets chronic backstab syndrome.” shit AFTER we win?

I mean fuck the Deadly Alliance had the fucking patience to wait till they killed the main cast, Raiden included, before that shit… and they’re literally Shang Tsung and Quan Chi, the exact two people I expect to constantly lose Among Us by reporting each other when they’re both the Imposter! In a SELF-REPORT! Because I’m reliving all of my negative experiences with other socialists, and when I’m angry I try to make the nerdiest references I can make while still ensuring there’s a chance for others to get them.

starts frothing, dies of self-inflicted rabies

The journalists who do that are black-listed from professional work and now have to give overly self-censored presentations on YouTube where they have to pray they won’t be flagged for something that could be mistaken for a vague reference to… anything negative.

I hate how Youtube is so censored that it basically has more rules than Cable TV

Sadly yes, but hey, there are other instances

Do you not remember in 2016 when even Trump was saying “Just let transgirls pee in the lady’s room?” and Pat McCory was laughed out of the state of NC over a bathroom ban that the whole country mocked?

They’re trying to whitewash him into being a conservative nutjob.

Two months ago when the media had to pretend that “Gender dysphoria doesn’t exist! They’re sending Sylvester Stallone in a fucking dress to your little girl’s soccer game!” was a fucking far right conspiracy theory no one took seriously, instead of a far right conspiracy theory loved by fucking everyone apparently.

I hate everything

Nope, but it wouldn’t be at THIS level. We somehow went from “Mainstream Trans Acceptance” to “Democrats thirst for Transblood because it’s THEIR fault Trump won! Because they were playing women’s sports while diddling people in the bathroom!” over-fucking-night.

Do you think it’s a coincidence our media is full of low quality “Woke Shit” that pretends to be progressive but is just the “Worst of Rainbow Capitalism”

That was those bastards manufacturing consent. “Sorry guys, we have to censor your media the gays made us do it!”

Well according to Americans a guy with “concepts of a plan” is apparently more qualified than any woman ever, that’s what I learned from 2016 and 2024…

I mean not to feed into the us vs. them mentality, but… it’s kind of obvious we’re better than them on a spiritual level at this point…

At this point I’m convinced they just give it to whoever has the bigger cock, which is why Trump can only win against women but the second another man shows up he can’t quite compare…

I"m barely kidding.

Apparently it’s fake, but sadly it’s too easy to see this being said.