Jutta Ditfurth »Was Ihr nicht Volt. Eurochauvinistisch, kapitalfreundlich und pro Atomenergie« http://www.jutta-ditfurth.de/dl/dl.pdfa?download=Ditfurth-Was-Ihr-nicht-Volt-20210301.pdf

Okay and where is the punchline? How is this funny?

You had me until the ocean cleanup.

The ocean cleanup doesn’t even make a dent, it never will. The amount of trash we’re dumping into the ocean is far higher than they could ever clean up. You have to fight the problem at the root, then you can think about cleaning it up. Otherwise it’ll be fine to dump trash in the ocean “bc the cleanup guys will catch it”

Also leaving a family blocks you from joining another family for one year and the spot will also be blocked for one year

Also if you read the article, it becomes clear that they just copy and pasted the entire thing from a tesla fanboy Blog. It’s this one: https://www.teslarati.com/teslas-all-electric-giga-train-in-germany-takes-first-trip/

Journey beyond the edge of the world.

It’s not out yet, but there’s a demo and it’s really good!

The Defibrillator thing is very misleading. Yes, a Defibrillator alone cannot restart a heart. You need to do CPR and if you can combine it with a Defibrillator (operated by a doctor or an AED) you actually have a chance of reviving someone (obviously there is no 100% success rate and the person needs to be “freshly” dead).

Reminder that politico was bought by the german Axel Springer Publishing.

They (Axel Springer) own very big far right media outlets in germany and WILL try to meddle in the elections, if the price is right.

They have no morals and do journalistic malpractice all the time. It is a textbook evil company and belongs in the dumpster.

ps: The scientific Springer and Axel Springer are not the same.

Bong-Bong Junior to be precise. He’s the son of the former filipino Dictator Ferdinand Marcos who stole billions of USD out of the country, and got overthrown in 1986. But Bong-Bong Jr. managed to gaslight most of the nation in 2022 and got elected to be president (and can now stop all investigations into the stolen money).

Source: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferdinand_Marcos

For everyone who doesn’t get it: Ben Affleck (left) got a divorce from his wife. Pete Davidson (right) is kind of infamous for “stealing” girlfriends/wives. So the meme is that Pete stole Ben.

Hope that helps.

Definitely Darude - Sandstorm

To be fair: Electric dryers are still very much a fire hazard, if they’re not properly maintained. But a much smaller one.

Did Disney see Cyberpunk and think that corporate dystopia is the right fit for their business?

While they didn’t actively decide, it is their end goal. It’s just the natural outcome of capitalism, where an infinite increase of profits and getting a monopoly is the desired state for every corporation. It’s the intended function of our system.

In order to protect us and our planet we need to abolish capitalism in all its forms.

Tbh I went through a lot of Pixels that broke on some way:

• 3a: fell on the floor, screen dead
• 4XL Battery bloated and blew out the back glass
• 5 fell on the floor, screen dead
• 5 (replacement) usb port stopped working

The Pixel 6 is the first one that held up long term, but my next phone will probably be a fairphone

• AI bs
• Imitating the iPhones Design
• Small performance improvement
• Very expensive

They just completely alienate their core audience. Don’t think I’ll ever go back to them

Nvidia just released a new driver for Linux, which fixes a lot of the issues with wayland. There are still a few issues left, but it’s very much useable now!

No gambling also applies