Probably not because he would probably tell Putin to target a major Democratic city center

The government has decided that pandemics are a hoax and as such do not exist.

Going to be looking closer to pigs/boars with how big their bellies about to get

Send em back, sounds like they need fixing

This effectively is what an emergency hammer is - a “hammer” but with a narrow point specifically to be able to break the glass from the inside.

I got an initial email when my ballot was mailed to me and then another confirming it was received and counted after returning it.

Can we start deporting the inbred uneducated to the great Pacific Garbage patch?

That’s just the way a lot of economic policy works. A policy’s effects are not be instantaneous, but may take months or years before they are noticable depending on what they are. This lag often results in the next presidency experiencing the economic policies that were implemented by the previous presidency(s).

Execs typically don’t wear steel-toed boots.

It was last time. It’s only going to be worse this time

I rooted a few clippings in water for a couple of months and when I planted them in soil, they bloomed multiple times over a month once they got adjusted!

Can you come install one near me?

So at the absolute highest margin of error, Trump has a very small lead. Conversely the same could be true in the other direction and it could be 6.4 points ahead.

I suspect the issue here was confusion around what “it” was as the sentence has two possible subjects - “the cat” and “tail”. Given cat was the primary subject, it probably assumed you wanted the arrow pointing to the cat.

Don’t forget convicted felon

Desktop computers that have a vertically standing motherboard.

I like the ones that DO get stolen, because it’s an indication that they are that in-demand!

Just trying to become more like his patron saint

Musk: “More accurate than polls, as actual money is on the line”.

Uh-huh, because casinos are a good representation of people betting and beating the odds.

We need to get rid of Super PACs and significantly limit corporate campaign contribution allowances…