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33 minutes agoSelf-Destruct
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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
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Cake day: July 1st, 2023
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These things:
“I got myself a copy of the King James Bible signed by Jesus himself!”
8·2 hours agoDamn. That’s like 90% of Lemmy just… gone.
Every time I go to the bathroom, I make a comment.
I think I might have kidney disease.
27·5 hours agoI don’t really remember any times being spanked, though I know I was. But I do remember the time my dad put my head through the drywall for reasons I don’t remember, and the savage beating my mom gave me when I told her I didn’t want to go to church anymore. Those definitely fucked me up. Especially the latter, when I got older and realized I was queer.
2·5 hours agoThumbnail:
PEED
hehe
Can I be sentenced to snu-snu? Please? 🥺
12 times today already.
2·6 hours agoBecause they collectively agreed that they should have them.
I would give my mind to a cosmic horror to get BB in at least 60fps or higher. The biggest agony of it is it’s the only one in the entire catalogue that’s locked to 30.
They’ll never be able to make Wirral Untethered.
34·6 hours agoI saw The Secret in high school and I’ve just been following its advice of wishing really hard. 🤷🏻♂️
2·7 hours agoThis, but Amicus instead of Link.
Naked Green Machine
He’s not a pure chihuahua; just mostly. Was told he was a chipoo when I got him but DNA test didn’t show any poodle at all.
Every time I see or hear the phrase bottom surgery, I imagine going in to get a fatter ass.
Inconceivable!