I was sure this would be an Onion article. Jesus.

I wish the main cast of Valerian and Passengers were switched.

The website for the Heaven’s Gate suicide cult is still up, 27 years after they all killed themselves.

https://www.heavensgate.com/

Yeah, but tailgating a Tesla just hits different

They also don’t make any adjustment for fault. Tailgating a Tesla is just a bad idea, they brake insanely fast.

I’ve been on the site for 3 years and have yet to receive any invites to distribute

Cinemageddon

Color me surprised

But do you have kids?

2 officers per 1000 people isn’t crazy.

I thought the .ml tld was gone.

So many instances it’s hard to keep up

They also censor the word “bitch”. Not a good look.

Glad to see they’re paying a living wage and the tip went back to being an optional gratuity instead of something the server depends on to make their rent.

It worked for reddit for 18 years. They just need more volunteers.

40-90 hours a week isn’t sustainable, but adding a few more people takes it out of burnout territory.

If they kill and eat the goose, are they mysteriously hungry a few minutes later?

My alignment is malicious compliance