You know their names? So let me guess, the demure one is on the left in that photo up there

Dafuq is a nævus? Don’t make me Google it, I’m lazy.

Oh, I thought it was the dad from ALF.

But if they’re twins, why choose a favorite?

Yes.

gonna tell my doctor I have ghosts in my blood

Well yeah when people go there expecting to rent DVDs only to discover all they can get is sunscreen now

My mom’s dead but if she was alive I’m sure she’d be proud of my vocabulary. Anyway my parents & I have never been on kissing terms so no.

Oh. What mental illness do doctors prescribe cocaine for?

Because gravity is stronger now than it used to be.

I spent a month in Bend and never knew about the blockbuster, I mean I learned about it a year later 🫤

Maybe he DID defeat a pride of lions but he accidentally posted the wrong photo.

Dangit

WHAT? Y’all are driving your cars around on Lemmy rotors/axels/wheels? Lemmy isn’t strong enough, this is not its intended use!

a true measure of one’s strength is how elderly one can become. outlive all your enemies! outlive all your friends!

Do it. Then sit back, watch, and enjoy yourself a 🍿

Because this graphic is basically saying All Religions Bad

Your parents must’ve been wealthy because those are all the fun toys I remember in my childhood that all the other kids had. I didn’t have.

I like the way we don’t have to wear petticoats under our dresses anymore.

I guess I’m old enough too, but apparently not cool enough. Because I have no idea what you two are talking about.