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wizardcurse

I should start posting franz kafka style diary quotes but it’s from my journal from when I was 11/12 and obsessed with naruto

wizardcurse

I failed at forcing myself to Eat Ramen. I hate it, but because Naruto likes it, I have to eat it and like it. But it isn’t working.

-Saturday 02nd October, 2011. 8:45pm.

wizardcurse

I’m depressed right now. So depressed that I’ve decided to name the corners of my room. Where I am sitting now is called Sasuke, My bookshelf corner is called Naruto.

-Saturday 05th November, 2011

Saw a picture of Naruto hugging a NAKED girl, YUCK!

-Wednesday 28th December, 2011

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Not sure if that works here so here is your reminder instead :)

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baradragon

(Image of a blank text field with the label ‘Social Security Number.’ Underneath the text field is Google’s password autofill with the text ‘Use Strong Password’: ‘158357341’.)

about to lie to the government by using my google generated SSN

anarchywoofwoof

(Image of Microsoft’s Clippy saying, “It looks like you’re trying to commit financial crimes. Would you like some help?” with the options ‘Yes’ and ‘No’.)

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mishastoesies

“if no art makes you feel anything, make your own art and feel something” is too raw of a line to have come from a jenna marbles video of her painting a rainbow/polka dot seahorse saying “it’s seahorse time” on a denim jacket

starseekrr

(Gif from the aforementioned Jenna Marbles video with her wearing the jacket.)

greenycrimson

Why do you people feel profound thought has to come from high places? The gutter looks at the stars too

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Dgar - @[email protected] - 5h

With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it’s only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy’s truck leaves him too.

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Any plans for improving SEO? One of Reddit’s biggest strengths was being able to get very relevant results with a simple internet search. In time can you see something similar for Lemmy, even with its decentralized nature? I really you for doing this, thank you for your time!

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withswords

(Image of an edited xkcd webcomic; the comic features two stick figures talking back and fourth):

(Stickfigure #1) Creepypasta history IS SECOND NATURE TO US web horror fans SO IT’S EASY TO FORGET THAT THE AVERAGE PERSON PROBABLY ONLY KNOWS the ben drowned arg AND ONE OR TWO slender series

(Stickfigure #2) AND smile.dog OF COURSE.

(Stickfigure #1) OF COURSE.

^ me shocked that normal people don’t know ben drowned lore

rileyrose31

I’m gonna take a wild guess and say that Ben drowned.

withswords

you cannot begin to imagine what happened to ben

icaruspendragon

i went to find out what happened to ben

(Screenshot from creepypasta.com of the Ben drowned creepypasta, at the bottom of the picture is an advert):

Am I Gay Test

Am I Gay? Take this gay test to determine if you are gay, straight, or bisexual

but have been given the opportunity

(Same screenshot but cropped to emphasize the “Am I Gay Test” advert)

to find out about myself

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Alpha vampires on TikTok

You can’t just drop that like it’s a normal thing to say…

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hotvampireadjacent

(A screenshot from the app formerly known as Twitter)

Dexerto @Dexerto

Tweets will now be called an X
(Two images, the first is a screenshot of Elon musk replying to an “X”. The second is the old Twitter Bird logo)

hotinebing.eth @hotinebling
Replying to @Dexerto

That is the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard, and I own NFTs.

werewolfcatgirlpaws

EVEN THE CLOWNS DEEM YOU UNWORTHY OF THEIR WEAKEST PIES

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kleefkruid

Kinda crazy how my first cellphone didn’t have a camera or internet and 17 years later this thing knows more about me than I do and gives people brand new mental ilnesses.

kleefkruid

my parents: “We bought you a cellphone so you can contact us if your bike gets a flat tire on your way to school!”

(in red text)
Cursed Artifact (common item) has been added to your inventory

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BUT NOT TOO FAST OTHERWISE THEY’LL TURN INTO GENDER GAS

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cryptotheism

radiofreederry asked:
You’re always talking about your damn grain tributaries. As if they’re anything special.

cryptotheism answered:
You’re just jealous because your tributaries are 34% millet and your peasants are weakened by scurvy. You are jealous of the fertile river delta I control with several magnificent forts.

radiofreederry

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Your horse archers could never hope to best mine. Your bronze is of inferior quality.

cryptotheism

Mad because my river delta means my cities can only be besieged by naval forces you don’t have.

radiofreederry

Jumping up and down furiously and demanding that my court poets draft declamatory verses comparing you to a mandrill.

cryptotheism

I am unaffected by your epic poetry because of my bountiful grain tributaries

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orcusnoir

(A photograph. To the left in the foreground is a sign that reads “CAUTION BEAR IN AREA” with a depiction of a bear on it, and to the right in the background is a black bear standing on a pathway.)

There he is

The bear in area

bismuth-soup

His arrival was foretold in ancient murals

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ublock-origin

Anonymous asked:
what the fuck do you mean your keyboard doesnt have letters

ublock-origin answered:

(Picture of a keyboard with most of the letters eroded away) We have no letters Kathleen!

ublock-origin

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zadumavi 6 minutos
h. how long have you had this keyboard.

yuri-execution 7 minutos
did you accidentally bathe it in acid or something??

1. some 8ish years now i reckon
2. i have naturally acidic sweat. it’s a family thing

ublock-origin

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#if ur fr abt the acidic sweat talk to a doctor if u havent already 💀
#like. genuinly
#acidosis kills

we have already. They don’t know exactly what is up with it, other than the sweat being slightly more acidic than normal and the acidic mantle being thicker and Way more acidic than normal, but it doesn’t seem to have anything to do with acidosis. As far as we have tested, our family has had this since at least my great grandpa, and the guy lived to be 93 years old.

ashestoashesjc

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#this makes it so its impossible for us to use metal frame glasses
#since they break down in less than a year usually

captain-price-unofficially

What the fuck.

naggingatlas

op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the queen

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ublock-origin

Anonymous asked:
what the fuck do you mean your keyboard doesnt have letters

ublock-origin answered:

(Picture of a keyboard with most of the letters eroded away) We have no letters Kathleen!

ublock-origin

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zadumavi 6 minutos
h. how long have you had this keyboard.

yuri-execution 7 minutos
did you accidentally bathe it in acid or something??

1. some 8ish years now i reckon
2. i have naturally acidic sweat. it’s a family thing

ublock-origin

(Screenshot of multiple Tumblr tags)

#if ur fr abt the acidic sweat talk to a doctor if u havent already 💀
#like. genuinly
#acidosis kills

we have already. They don’t know exactly what is up with it, other than the sweat being slightly more acidic than normal and the acidic mantle being thicker and Way more acidic than normal, but it doesn’t seem to have anything to do with acidosis. As far as we have tested, our family has had this since at least my great grandpa, and the guy lived to be 93 years old.

ashestoashesjc

(Screenshot of multiple Tumblr tags)

#this makes it so its impossible for us to use metal frame glasses
#since they break down in less than a year usually

captain-price-unofficially

What the fuck.

naggingatlas

op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the queen

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recursive t-counter

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evilwizard

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

t-counter

T Count: 15

Letter Count: 198

Your T Percentage: 7.58%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!

evilwizard

YOU EXIST???

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