Its a play on words. The lizard is a newt, and it’s his. But it’s also tiny, which is what the word “minute” means. Pronounced “My noot”.

In time, minute (pronounced “min-it”) is derived from this word to mean a tiny amount of time. Or 60 seconds. Thats why it has the same spelling.

Language is weird.

Sold to businesses of coarse! Fuck the laws, what are they going to do to us? We won’t exist next month!

Asome donuts have holes, others don’t. Maybe it’s male vs female donuts?

Wait, that would mean the creme filled ones are filled with donut sperm.

Why is my brain weird?

Someone should make a meme out of this!

Show me another case of federal agents breaching the door, a team of agents with assault rifles, using helicopters with spotlights, all in the dead of night.

This wasn’t a case of CPS shows up at 2pm with a cop as backup. This was more like a swat team terrorist hideout raid.

This wasn’t about taking a kid back and bring them to their new legal guardian. This was about sending a message to EVERYONE that illegals aren’t welcome here.

That’s because Nintendo only sod 3 WiiU systems!

I’ll be 91. I’m sure I’ll have bigger problems by that point.

…such as having been dead for the past 49 years!

Honking is now a paid subscription service. Don’t give them ideas!

…well, we can close this community now. We found the stupid question.

Why are you trying to give them ideas?

I was refering more to the part where federal agents breached his miami home, with him being about 6 years old, and having an assault riffle pointed at him as agents screamed orders and made his crying face one of the top news stories of the year.

That’s the part I was referring to. Not a legal court battle.

Man I WISH I was in the 90s. Our biggest political scandal was that the president was getting laid.

History books teach the famous quotes that important historical figures have said.

And that certainly will be in the future history books, provided the republicans don’t cut ALL funding from education and burn the books first.

The only reason I’m sad that Biden dropped out of the presidential race, is I was enjoying my joke that it’s the roaring 20s…and by that, I mean we got 2 dinosaurs running for office!

And then I’d do a T-Rex roar.

But now the joke doesn’t work, because Harris isn’t an AARP member. So she can’t roar like a dinosaur.

But how would I know that?

Wait…Ubuntu is only 20? What’s the first linux? I thought ubuntu was older.

Thats 96 more errors than a 404!

Well you are late2theparty…

Well then they better make it right, or the police will show up…wait a second.

I mean…the police ARE the mafia. The biggest, and legalized mafia in the country.