Lol, he was a push-over, though.

He would go ‘hey pretty momma’ and then take a tumble because the pretty momma knew martial arts.

He could deal with a ‘no’, too and move along.

You’re a pikey, Harry!

According to Douglas Adams, the hardest thing about flying is trying to miss the ground.

I apologize. I don’t even remember writing anything. I must’ve been drunk like an asshole.

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Here comes Stone Cold with the steel chair. Baw gawd!

I did the Khyber Pass in three parsecs.

One does not simply mor into walkdor.

I love Chewyorkie.

It’s not easy being green, Jerry.

I am pro-pain and pro-pain accessories.

As do I.

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It’s good old BJ, of course.

Well, trucking is capitalized. So, I guess no.

Come on. I’m rulin’ ovah hea!

Medicate … Medic aid … I need a medic … Wolfenstein Enemy Territory!

As well they should, hahaha. Only a putz won’t update … /s

Well, a lot of people would suddenly find themselves with their pants down in public. So better put on clean underwear, people. The Timestopper is in town.