Dude, if you’ve been using your last one for 12 years then you really really don’t care about any of these stats/benchmarks

[edit] I retract my comment

Poor Jimmy Jr tho. He doesn’t deserve that

How is her getting this endorsement over Trump stunning? It’s a no-fucking-shit development

I’d easily pay $200 before I even thought twice about it

When I was a kid there wasn’t awareness of house centipedes. I remember my first time seeing one as a kid, it was night time and I was home alone. Some of the most visceral fear of my life.

Republicans fursonas belong purely in fiction. The world is not ready for such evil to be manifest

Wilford Brimley has returned

Boofing K is one thing, but boofing kinder eggs is new to me

What money will do to a mf

Obamacare and the ACA is just the Hannah Montana of Republican healthcare policy. They are running on getting rid of the singer but promising to keep the Miley around. I’m high so I’ll stop now

Unless you want people to like you!

Is there any law in any state that would allow you to kill a 3rd party to escape being killed yourself? (If there were, I’d probably opt for not living in that state)

I’ll even go further and say that people who can afford it but wouldn’t otherwise bother might order them if they are free, which is a win for public health if even a few people ends up testing and preventing spread even a little

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“Vance mocked for [insert here]” being a common headline is a media trend I find funny. So shines a chuckle in a weary world

I’m hoping most of that money was spent on developers and salaries since it would appear they didn’t spend shit on advertising. Silver lining to a failure is that at least people had jobs for a good while

Jesus fucking Christ. That was only two months ago? Fuck you, Time, can you just be consistent for like even a second?

I’m not locked in here with you!

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