香港,中国

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Cake day: March 13th, 2022

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  • baristas […] unproductive labor

    The coffee beans and hot water don’t turn into coffee without the barista’s labour.

    The existence of instant coffee doesn’t make it unnecessary labour: in the case of instant coffee the work was done earlier.

    The fact that I can brew my own coffee doesn’t make it unnecessary or unproductive labour either. It’s production whether I do it or pay a barista to do it.

    And it’s not unskilled labour: if the coffee machines in any of the coffee shops I go to were self-service, they’d break down within hours from misuse. And when you have a really skilled barista, you can taste it.

    You should tell your mutuals-with acquaintance that whoever’s insisting to them that baristas are unproductive ought to be chewing coffee instead of drinking it.







  • White people before they visit Tibet: “Oh, the government requires we have a guide with us? Ohoho, is that to stop us from seeing things we shouldn’t see? Is that to stop Tibetans from seeing how glorious and enlightened we are as we prance about with our unfettered freedom?”

    White people coming back from Tibet: “It’s a good thing we had a guide with us. They don’t warn you about how thin the air is! [they do] We didn’t think we’d need any help with breathing [because we assume we’re better than everyone else]. Some of us would have literally died if our guide didn’t arrange for oxygen tanks for our hotel rooms.”










  • It just so happens that under Russian rule, Russian rulers will be making profit instead of Ukrainian rulers.

    I think we’re missing a couple of nuances here, no? Although it’s a stretch to call them nuance. The way Ukrainian rulers have been making money has been through privatization. And because there’s so much privatization we need to look at who owns Ukraine’s economy. It’s only escalated since Russia invaded, with national assets being sold off to foreign private sectors so cheaply that one has to wonder why they did it when the gains are a drop in the bucket compared to the direct aid they’ve been getting from Western public sectors.

    If Ukraine emerges from this conflict with its own sovereignty, it’ll be sovereignty over a flag, a presidential palace and a state framework that protects foreign companies’ investments from hungry Ukrainians.



  • I got a new one yesterday. White guy in Hong Kong says to me “no you mustn’t eat pork when you go to the Mainland, that’s how they hide the bodies.” This was from someone who takes as a point of pride that they read the NYT cover-to-cover every day, but idk where they got this gem from.

    So in case anyone’s wondering, according to this guy the “CCP” has been promoting pork as a major part of Chinese cuisine (Which Chinese cuisine you ask? All of them) because it tastes similar to human flesh. He says “you’ve got to tip your hat to them” because it’s evil genius: it lets them hide evidence of their crimes and it solves famine issues.

    The best bit, he then says to me, dead serious: “how else do you think North Korea did so well in the Olympics?”


  • They were really good at battlefield coordination because they shared the one butt sponge and wore no pants.

    They all had identical gut biomes, and that allowed them to coordinate. If one soldier on the front line got scared or killed he’d shit himself, and that would alert the gut biome of every soldier who smelled it. It meant that their instincts were intensely accurate.

    The term ‘ass kisser’ actually originated from Gaius Julius Caesar’s senior officers while he was on campaign. Every officer observed the practice which ensured that any soldiers close enough to smell his breath would know that he spoke with Caesar’s authority.