The only animal product you’re required to consume in Christianity is the body and blood of Christ.

Yes, and I often reread my own comments and feel a deep sense of satisfaction.

Sometimes! I’ve definitely used it to make calls or check the time.

Damn straight!

We are definitely talking past each other at this point.

Wait, wait, you put the PB on top of the jelly? Like a jelly sandwich garnished with peanut butter? I don’t think I’m understanding you correctly.

Last week, my five-year-old hit some litter at full speed and flipped over the handlebars of his scooter.

When I didn’t, I would walk three blocks to the library with my laptop once a day to check my email, read webcomics, look up GameFAQs and stream Gossip Girl.

Maybe the “GameFAQs” gives it away but this was before smartphones.

I’ve seen a few blogs with “Don’t comment to say you didn’t like the article, Doug” as a rule.

Quite the opposite.

Though, TBF, my wife’s maiden aunt sends us a fat pre-inheritance check every other year or so. We usually put it towards a trip to visit her or fixing up the house.

I love it, and that’s why I want to improve it. And you can’t fix a problem without acknowledging it exists.

I got a waterproof case, so I use mine as a coaster.

Doris Hall, aka “The Solo Cup Lady”

Still know all the songs!

Same, on a vertical spike.

No, I mean both the shadowy organizations of which I am a member are already documented, as is the fact that I am a member of each.

At some point, it stops being a secret society and starts being just a society with secrets.

Sorry, all my conspiracies are publicly known.

Cook at home. Eating vegan, just don’t add anything you can’t eat.

My mom made this spinach and cheese casserole that I loved so much I’d ask for it instead of birthday cake.

My dad’s mom, her green beans side. They were blanched and then lightly pickled, then heated up in the brine and drained before serving. No additional seasonjng needed. Also her pigs-inna-blanket. I know a lot of people think of sausages for this dish, but she did it the Dutch way, with spiced pork minced completely enclosed in a puff pastry.

My mom’s mom didn’t cook much and when she did it was standard English cuisine. But she loved icecream and made a mean banana split.

You can still get Robin to open her store at 7:50pm, even on Tuesdays, by talking to it a she walks by on her way to bed. Not on Fridays, though.

Three questions:

Can I play it in front of my kids?

What’s the minimum play session? (That is, how long from startup to the next save point?)

Is it a lot like Mass Effect?