If I knew I would regularly get to chill with other people’s cats, I would switch careers now.

I fucking hope so. I cannot wait to watch this burn down around them.

I’m still trying to download that pizza.

It’s sad that this isn’t the whole country. Our national numbers are far lower.

Bring it on. We all know they can’t deal with insurgencies. It’s just a matter of time before they go slinking home with their tails between their legs.

Not yet, not necessarily. The further this goes, the closer they come to the point of no return.