My pastor growing up said we don’t need to worry about pollution and climate change, because Jesus is going to return any day and after he wins, god is going to renew the earth. Magically I guess.

It’s an excuse I always heard for not doing anything about it

People don’t say the world is ending all the time. Religious conservatives do. That’s what they don’t see. I grew up in a religious conservatives community and pretty much every Democratic president was labeled the anti Christ, heralding the end of days. Saddam was also the devil who was gonna end the world, and Arafat, and Osama, and Benihana, etc

The Dutch are one of the most evil, bloody and successful colonizers throughout world history. They didn’t colonize Palestine, only assisted, but they sure as hell colonized, raped and pillaged their way through many a country in their history. Now they play the good guy Dutch role so we won’t make them pay for their atrocities

I know the billionaires are the main course but when the revolution comes, we’re gonna have bacon as an appetizer aren’t we?

I always like to remain optimistic for these shows. I remember when they announced season 1, so many people were instantly angry and convinced that it was going to be the worst. Even up till the day before release there was so much hate. Then they shut the hell up when it released and delivered. Great show, can’t wait for season 2

But that movement can’t even win a nomination let alone the presidency. You guys can’t win without allies and you’ve alienated them all this election. The far left Bernie Bros went full bigot and racist election

Im14andthisisdeep

I’ve managed to get a hold of 3 of the old ones through garage or estate sales, but yeah the ones that are brand new have plastic parts in them which drives me crazy. But you can at least 3d print what you’re missing

Damn, sour cream? Bests? borscht prices are gonna go through the roof.

Just send more of your people to die. More food for everyone!

Leftists told me Iran is the good guy now though

While making young men and boys feel like they’re dangerous wolves who people fear. That’s awesome for self esteem I hear

Crazy that even saying a fact like this is downvoted cause people are so damn sensitive that you can’t speak ugly truths. I had a leftists call me racist and defend Saudi Arabia cause I said that place is a shit hole of slavery and evil who doesn’t even allow women to be free. It is a shit hole though, and I refuse to be politically correct towards slavers and misogynists

I do, but I also refuse to instill self hatred in my little boy and treat him like he’s some monster that’s dangerous and needs to be educated into being human. I have a daughter and a son and I see both the need to keep women safe, while at the same time not demonizing men and making boys feel like they’re hated or like they need to walk on eggshells through life

Gonna get a sequel to this in the next few years I think

Nah you just replace you with youse. Example:

Happy birthday to youse, happy birthday to youse. Happy birthday this fucking guuuuy! Happy birthday to youse!

“we’re here to conquer your planet!”

“Oh thank god, great timing too, can we get universal healthcare and food security?”

“Wtf you guys don’t have that on earth?!”

Same, but he can’t win. So really what’s the point? He can’t even run the Democratic nomination let alone the entire country. He’s got great ideas but I think for the length of his career he can be pretty ineffectual. He needed a protoge to prepare for the next generation but never did

Ok I’m poor and do everything I can. Stop lumping us all in. Billionaires are three ones fucking up the world. All my lifetime of conservation is undone in a day by a billionaire. I refuse to take equal blame

Hide your kids