Sorry boss, I gotta leave 2 hours early to pick up my F-15 from the paint shop.

Better than that tiny mushroom you’re licking.

Just broke for now. Like in Deadpool 2 when he had no direction, he just fell back into what he knew.

Like, a super cool wrestling move? Or a kinetic gravity experiment to find the tensile strength of an anus?

I fucking love waltz. I’m fairly positive on Kamala, but I absolutely love waltz. He may be my favorite politician atm.

I wish them the best and their freedom soon!

I live in a northern swampland and as such, just always get a yellowish glow because of the humidity. I think? We just always have this general glow that kills any fun cosmic opportunities.

Well now its on you to explain the situation to the K9 cop as he pulls his dick out.

If that’s the case, it’s gonna happen regardless. That’s the point. You’re either going to die in a “workers prison” or you’re going to die fighting. Might as well hurt someone on your way out right? That’s what I learned in my time in the army. I have gained so god damn much respect for Ukraine in the last 2 years. They’re defending themselves so perfectly, I only wish they had more help.

Let me guess, you’re a paleontologist?

For me it was call of duty 3. Right before one of the most epic runs of a series of all time. But the graphics blew me away. Some of the in-game graphics looked just like old war videos. It was crazy how real everything felt.

Do it! They can’t unsecretrape you!

If you’re getting arrested by secret police, then you fight to the death. Otherwise, you’ll spend the rest of your life wishing you did.

“I like to ride higher so I can see”

No I know, I veered off because OP said detroiters are the nicest people. I’ve been there once and not really long enough to judge the people of Detroit one way or another. But it was just a chance to remind people how great the people of Minnesota are. I’ve been there a million times and I don’t know what it is but it makes me fall in love every time. It’s definitely not the best view or most warm but the best thing about Minnesota is it’s people.

Yeah, the line is causing hearing loss apparently lol. But yeah there’s no way those guys don’t have hearing loss on those things. And I swear to God, if I ever catch someone wearing earplugs on a loud motorcycle? Hoooo boy! Someone’s gonna wish they WERE back in 'nam!

Wtf is it? A Datsun?

“I’m a melting thumb”

Musk is a baby-man. Calling it by its old name HAS to piss him off because of his narcissism.

If you got captured in a sex slave operation and I bought you from a trafficker, would you call yourself your name, or the one I give you after I bought you?