I prefer reading an erotic book. And well…you know where the other hand goes that isn’t holding the book.

Gaming at home

Exactly, literal seconds of effort :(

Lemmy.world

Now that 64GB is the standard

I’d have to figure out how

Why can’t we just call it Sakartvelo?

It looks like it’s raised up off the desk by the circular portion in the center. Still annoying to press but a finger probably fits under there.

It’s like getting drunk on everclear vapors that you used as a solvent for shellac.

Not a pleasant drunk.

Like Trump

We’re fucked and will probably all starve to death. At least vote for Kamala so we don’t devolve into fascism this fast.

Some dinosaurs were fish. Therefore you’re a dinosaur.

Can’t they just triangulate you from cell towers?

Take the battery out I guess?

You won’t be able to hear them! Problem solved.

Don ‘grab em by the pussy’ dementia trump?

He’ll probably starve to death too at the rate we’re going.

What if you just…wore headphones? Will security escort you put with a baton?

My listed job duties are infinitely vague and I’m responsible for everything.

Shop floor at Boeing makes the same as a McDonald’s cashier in Seattle.

Why no headphones? Is management a bunch of Nazis?

Try to get this picture out of bing.