In Japan I saw like 5 year olds taking the morning train by themselves to school

East? I thought you said Weast.

Misskey is way more interactive. Dang!

For those who don’t know, this is a decades old joke.

Stranger Things is hard to beat

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We only had 67% voter turnout, so that’d be about 112 million

Don’t kink shame. People pay for that. There must be safe words, though.

But it’s ok. The tab in Excel was hidden!

I remember a guy in the military told me a secretary once sent him the social security number of everyone because they collapsed the other rows and sent the whole file. They couldn’t understand how he could see everything.

How do people in Japan think that 10% of the population is foreign!?

I guess Argentina makes a bit more sense - except that not many people are trying to get to Argentina. That sounds like Argentina though.

You’d think, but even with being vulnerable and asleep, all attacks thus far didn’t wake it up it, much less kill it. Don’t fuck with it.

If you like making fun of quiverfull ministries, programming, Eldritch horrors, British humor (humour?), spy thrillers, agitated engineers, vampires that don’t exist, bloodthirsty elves, and a thinly veiled story about anthropomorphic climate change then this is the series for you.