You think they’ll stop at four years? I wish I had your optimism, friend.

Wow, Jason Bateman is looking rough these days.

Didn’t take long to cash in on his boy JD, did it?

No, I’m pretty sure it was the racist electorate. But whatever Nancy.

Someone’s going to the gulag!

Victim blaming isn’t cool, bro.

You can’t threaten me with a good time!

Distraction 101. If we’re too busy fighting about stuff like this, we won’t come after them for the stuff they absolutely do not want to address. More often than not, the other side doesn’t really want to do the hard work either, so it’s easy to just fight with them about the meaningless shit and get credit for being the reasonable ones. Meanwhile the homeless camps get larger, the health care gets more expensive, the one income family with a pension for retirement becomes a two income family juggling multiple part time jobs with no benefits, higher education becomes something that traps you in a lifetime of loan debt, and we spend billions to elect people who will address none of it.

Pick up a fiddle and enjoy the view of Rome.

Ew.

How’s that WeWork investment going?

Time to issue a new subpoena.

You mean Russian operative Elon Musk?

No, we don’t.

Anyone else getting serious larval-stage-Marjorie-Taylor-Greene vibes from this mug shot or just me?

STOP BETA TESTING YOUR SHITTY SOFTWARE ON MY PUBLIC ROADS YOU TWATS

That would still be overpriced.

Sounds overpriced.

Been paying for Kagi for a few months and really like it.

Desktop browser, I bounce around and am never happy. I want to get back on Firefox, and thought I would when the latest version came out and finally added native vertical tab support, but turns out it still doesn’t have tab grouping/workspaces (saw that it’s in development but haven’t seen a timeline) so I’ve gone back to Vivaldi for now.

Never, ever, EVER feed the Trash Pandas.

Be the negative you want to see in the universe.