Then call me M1A1 Abrams because I’m protected against all CBRN, conventional, and guerrilla threats

Clothing sizing in general is just arcane at this point.

On Mastodon it’s very easy and it brings your followers over

No.

Can I join as someone who worked at a supermarket?

I was wondering how the headspacing works. Neat!

Because it’s illegal to say “I want to kill the president of the United States of America.”

Better not have any subpar copper

I have never considered shooting a .22 out of a .223 barrel as a possibility. Very nifty!

In the show The Good Place when Eleanor said something like heaven is just having the time to spend with your loved ones. It hit hard.

Kabosu didn’t die for this

Wow! That’s 4.08 copy/pope/km^2

“You’re guilty of leaving your child alone, therefore we’re taking you away from your child.”

Imagine the moment the stone shatters when you are finally deemed worthy

This comic is shit

I’ll never understand why people think Trump is “less establishment”. He’s been a gazillionaire his whole life and backed by literally the richest man on earth. How more establishment can you get?

Goons gonna goon

Purely aesthetics reasons

Didn’t they travel through a wormhole? They poked a pencil through a piece of paper and everything!