Monitor desk mount on a glass table? You sure got balls

So what? This justifies murdering civilians, raping women, kidnapping civilians?

*tobacco

Ugh, tell me about it. I just replaced my server. New machine has 128tb at half capacity. My family is starving

My stationary devices are named after evil characters from middle earth, ungoliant, gothmog, morgoth etc. Mobile devices are named after good characters, illuvatar, gil-galad, elendil. My dad uses native American tribes for names.

Completely agree. I made the switch from Arch to nix two weeks ago. Although I have to admit for a Linux newbie it might be a bit much at once. Maybe start with something easier like Pop is?