Saw a thing once, maybe Mythbusters, that showed how beavers are attracted to the sound of running water and want to stop it. In the show, they got the beaver to dam a speaker by playing river/stream noises through it.

I like to do it in song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmKHHdqwVes

That’s a stethoscope for proctologists and OBGYN.

That’s the goal. Maybe “Flowmeister AI” becomes the best Chia Pet tracker and makes gestapo searches useless.

By that rationale, the nazi arm bands should be coming in a future update. After all, it’s just a cosmetic item that players ask for.

It’s because those motherfuckers desperately want to meet God and believe Trump is their fastpass to heaven.

Right? How about this: I’ll keep the swearing to a minimum if you remove all the religious bobbles from your desk and stop talking about God. You don’t have a monopoly on being offended, and respect goes both ways.

It’s not a defeatist attitude because I still make sure to vote in every election and do what I can to move the needle to the left.

A pessimistic attitude, for certain. But I’m still participating to keep the candle of hope burning. I’m not defeated yet.

Jill Stein?

So vote for the known nazi instead?

Whether you like it or not, one of the two are going to win and run the country. I’d rather try to keep it from being the nazis.

Flint, Michigan has some questions…

Great in theory, but there are too many people who fellate the god of tradition while stroking the hard-on of American exceptionalism and are unwilling to look at any other example of functioning government.

More or less damage than he’s currently doing?

Relaxation is key. Remember, deep breath in to rest, deep breath out to in.

Is *that *what the spotter does? I always had a different impression.

The next rally would charge a premium to sit in the “splash zone”.

A swaddled baby is anything but floppy.

Except maybe the head.

My recent benefits enrollment meeting talked about being able to do an annual physical through a virtual visit. Being a man of a certain age, “self rectal exam” was the first thing I thought about.

Great! Now that you’ve said that, republicans are going to try to outlaw transistors. Or, at the very least, round them up and try to “fix” them into basic resistors.