You say they dont make anything actively worse, until you don’t pay attention to them for a split second and they all gather in one place, collectively and ritualisticaly unalive themselves to combine their souls to be reborn as a single entity, to then rise as a warlord to wage a brutal unification war on earth, announce themselves emperor and set out to conquer the galaxy only to be betrayed and killed by half his children wich leaves his empire and therefore humanity in shambles!!

Who the hell is “Slott”?

Why not just seize their assets and liquidate them?

YES, YES! Seize their assets and liquidate the billionaires!

Mhh, schwarz und schön lecker.

🎶 … trust me, Im an engineer I think I put this thing right here … 🎶

Oh no, NCD has another leak

Hey, that is still considered “high-speed” here in Germany!

Und den Menschen werden Fahnen in die Hand implantiert.

Mit jedem Tag der vergeht, wünschte ich, dass manche Menschen höchstens Lesezugriff aufs Internet bekommen…

I mean, in theory you could equip all the winches with electric motors, but for me it would just take part of the fun away

Could you elaborate on that?

Hm… When I woke up this morning I did not expect to see a Diebels-Alt-bottle in a meme today…

Why yes, of course. At least twice! Once with low heat (well more like “warmth” around 37°C if I remember correctly) to help the dough rise and then a second time to bake it.

Of the rectangular cuboid shaped variety

“Wheat” I assume

I like finding all these tfs-references

“Bitches love cannons!”

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

Oh well, don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out…

Well, there’s always Novichok, Gelsemium, Ricin, Carfentanyl…