You must have gotten a better hot plate than I did. Mine doesn’t maintain temperature and burns things consistently due to very slow pulse width modulation.

But it’s great for searing and boiling things.

$683 a month for me and my kids. And that’s less than half the total cost, which my employer pays.

Thankfully it’s such a small company everyone has the same insurance plan so it’s really good insurance.

“And yes, I recognize the irony that the very system I oppose affords me the luxury of biting the hand that feeds. But that’s exactly why priviledged fucks like me should feel obliged to whine and kick and scream - until everyone has everything they need.” - Propagandhi, “Resisting Tyrannical Government”

Won’t someone think of the GDP?!?

Ren & Stimpy

The only gas appliance left in my house is the stove, but I don’t want to replace it because I hate resistive electric stoves and don’t trust induction ones.

If I could test drive the stove before dropping a couple grand on it that would be great, but I haven’t found a way to do that.

Congrats on being one of the lucky ten thousand

It’s not the ‘20s without anarchist Italians.

(BTW please donate to Wikipedia.) Do not donate to wikipedia, it is a silly place

As always the real pro tip is in the comments.

Yeah, Rikers isn’t secure enough to keep out a corpo hitman, even if all the prisoners are on his side.

I am Luigi Mangione and so is my wife!

I’m 100% certain I am on multiple lists

Shout out to my FBI guy for upvoting this.

His tastes, apart from the Elon bio, pretty closely match my own. And to me it’s no wonder why he was radicalized.

Whatchu talkin about Willis?

Luigi better shut the fuck up

Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of backup tapes hurtling down the highway.

There’s a disappointing lack of IT Crowd references in this thread

I used to work in a building that had them nesting right outside the main conference room. Watching the chicks take their first flight from 15 stories up was terrifying and exhilarating

Good choice. Those things are tanks. You’ll be rocking it for the rest of your life.

Yep. They tend to use components for a long time, constantly iterating and fixing issues.