I would love to see African, any Indengious, Central Asia, and Eastern Europe. What do all these mythologies have in common? They’re not Anglo Saxon white.

The world was colonized by Western European countries who exported their preferred mythology.

Now, Greek, Roman, and Norse mythologies are now the default mythologies.

That was someone’s retirement grease!

The one benefit of the Black Plague was that decimation of workers shifted power into the hands of workers as there was fewer of them. While eliminating 1.3 billion people would massively change the power dynamics. However, 1.3 billion gone would cause major society upheaval.

Removing one billionaire allows society to continue with minimal disruption.

They say death and taxes are the only the constants in life. I would like to add “BMW drivers not using the turn signals.”

Billionaire hands down. No need to think about it. No moral dilemma here.

The only stress would be making sure th trolley actually runs the billionaire over.

For added bonus, I will even dress up like the traditional villain with the cape, top hat, and th twirly mustache.

Dino nuggies are god tier.

Fantastic album.

Cube is life.

How does one join the cult for The Cube?

Are You Smarter Than Fifth Grader: The Presidental Election Edition.

It has to be hosted by Muppets. Why? The Presidential election is now a game show. Might as well lean into the absurdity of it.

Blasted into the depths of space, works for me.

Your wife’s boyfriend.

I love ready some good alt image text.

Thank god, all these employees lost their jobs so Satya Nadella can pad out their already insanely high salary.

We don’t want Satya to starve like the rest us of plebs!

You could say Trump’s arguments moved Bezos into a bigger house.

They would give some sort of motivational speech about how back in the day; they pulled themselves up by their bootstraps and screwed the lightbulb in themself.

Meanwhile completely omitting the fact that they were born into generational wealth.

Gandalf: Hello Frodo, what’s happening? Ummm, I’m gonna need you to go ahead and take this ring to a volcano in Mordor. So if you could start around 9 that would be great, mmmk… oh oh! and I almost forgot ahh, I’m also gonna need you to go ahead and just do it, kay. We ahh lost some people this week and ah, we sorta need to play catch up.

I say send all the billionaires on a one way trip to Mars. All these billionaires think that civilization needs them, well go build a new civilization. We’ll all sit back and watch them fuck up.

Someone is doing with some gusto!

I mean we still send out people to collect bags of ice. It’s a shame we keep losing people. Probably should sell the bags for more than $2.50.