Did he get hit in the nose too?

If I hear that, I’m dropping my shit where I stand and going to the grocery store down the street.

Why not use the 2-3 seconds to put your item in the bag? Solves your conveyor problem and your waiting problem.

I don’t mind your hoodie comment. I’m downvoting for the terrible use of apostrophes in the edit.

I agree on the knee pad, but most of these seem a bit overkill. I’d go with a sleeve like this or a more lightweight knee pad like this.

I don’t understand why people cannot move as soon as they get on an escalator. The train station smells like piss and there’s pigeon shit everywhere. Let’s fucking move it!

My approach would be to get a tube of silicone caulk that handles a decent range of temps and a length of hose that fits over the tip of the tube to reach under if the caulk won’t reach on its own.