I live in a country with a propensity for dark cement tiles, i really doubt panels are causing an uptick in heat

Dominos is great for me because sometimes i just really fucken want a giant tomato paste sammich

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I have a big fat jaw-welding chunky peanut butter sammich and for some reason the cats INSIST i have something for them.

They’ve sniffed it and disregarded the sammich, but persist in demanding…something

Ain’t a paradox when you view it as a social contract taps head

I have an 880 that works just fine - no camera, no wifi. Comes with a remote and when it bumps into something with its soft rubber bumpers it adjusts its trajectory and keeps going

we have an ol’ 880 that does the rounds every other day - it’s very very good for keeping on top of the dross. Doesn’t replace the big vacuum, but it does cut down on the number of times we have to vacuum per week, keeps the walkways clear and eats all the cat fur. Ours is brushless though, I’ve tried a brushed version, it’s a piece of shit that chokes.

…aaaaand this is why I shoot anything with a camera or wifi enabled that doesn’t explicitly need it.

thing is as evidence is very sharply illustrating, they’re not.

There’s a bunch of fckin draclias and they’re all playing flute

Added fun if you’re afab: if you have no stressors you’re aware of, go see a doctor. Feelings of dread and heart racing can be indicative of cardio problems, we present differently to amabs

Ah yes the famed spaniard mao

When fighting her brother, Cerys got him in a headlock with her back legs then reared up and went to fucking town with her forepaws on his head like it was bongos.

The right oppresses, the left liberates

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ours are actually pretty good on that front - but i’m also lactose intolerant so we steer to the more fermented cheeses anyway

I literally only have it on a work laptop to keep os familiarity in my toolkit (tech)

One or two tithes missing, but they get cheese when i plate anyway so it’s less forbidden delights

Con: fell asleep before finishing cheese plate

Pro: woke up to cheese plate

Nah.

If a man rapes little girls, is there a link between heterosexuality and pedophilia? Nope, because pedos are either after power or literally have the part of their brain that identifies viable sexual partners malfunction.