Still better than having JD Vance running around.

And I can’t think of many things more evil than a landlord

Optimal sleeping position depends on where the dog is in the bed.

Gold fish

Then they dont purchase the equipment anyway, right? That’s what tends to happen in my case.

Nice

If I burn my house down then where will I live?

I’m doing my part

I have very little experience in drinking coffee outside of basic coffee, so I’m not sure if this is a joke or not.