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Welcome to Walmart. I love you.

It’s what he was fighting for.

I saw him live recently, and I am less annoyed by him now. Still annoyed, though.

My favorite is when you can see some shit happening in the background, usually blurry and out of focus.

Potentially dumb question - are there any other instances?

Rinse it off and it could still go into a delicious dish.

What if I want to be awake for it?

Is the difference between youse and youse guys the number of people involved? Similar to y’all and all y’all?

I wish we could use Slack.

There should be a game that lets people guess if a news story is an Onion article or not.

A good dark chocolate. Not milk chocolate, but dark dark chocolate.

Instagram, followed by Lemmy. I’m trying to use IG less often.

Well, I guess we’ll be safe from innocent doggos 😔

I would love this, but the DNC likely won’t learn from their mistakes.

She looks like she was a good, happy girl.

He chose the red suppository

I was scrolling and thought this said Led Zeppelin and I was like huh?

Me 😈

I think they see the writing on the wall and they’re trying to make a buck while they still can.