If “Sitting Near Larry” was a genuine and honest show, I’d watch the hell out of it.

This was my barrier of entry. As someone who put around a combined 1k hours in the Souls games, it wasn’t until I treated the game differently than Souls did I finally start to make progress. Same thing happened with the aggressive, faster pace of Bloodborne.

When I worked returns in retail, we had to write why the product was being returned. My favorite was a vacuum cleaner because “It doesn’t suck.”