No, but it’s even worse: classified military documents

Edit: guess I’m getting evicted by the us government

By pouring tabasco sauce in your eye

I love Voyager

LFS: You are your own chef

Feels vaguely like a reference to The Lottery by Shirley Jackson

Bionic Reader

Me and my cs prof i’m TA’ing for trying to debug two swapped lines for an hour yesterday be like

chmod; sudo chmod

I personally use Krita a lot; it is a free and open source tool for creating digital art. While it’s not quite as feature rich as Photoshop, it is still quite an excellent tool for designing. Check it out here: https://krita.org/en/

birb

Probably a security cam

Junior programmers commenting their code be like

Still the exact same printer my family has been using for the past 10 years after our old Inkjet kicked the bucket a measly 3 months after it was born. And it has seen some stuff, including being dropped at least twice, plastic film in the paper compartment, coffee-stained (for aged effect) paper, and even a x-acto knife blade that somehow ended up in there.

*nooo you can’t delete Edge

LPT: Use Linux

position: fixed;
top: 50%;
left: 50%;
transform: translate(-50%, -50%);

display: flex;
align-items: center;
justify-content: center;

display: grid;
place-items: center;

I looked there, but it says that the head unit and stereo cannot be replaced (“You can’t replace the radio in your vehicle because of dash configuration, safety issues, or electrical compatibility.”)