Sends innocent people to slave prison: who cares. Messes with my 401(k). BRING OUT THE GUILLOTINE!!

Yes, but how are you going to prove they didn’t ID themselves properly during your trial, when you don’t even get one? Checkmate ACLU lib-gards!!

Would you be concerned about the reactions of her family when they find out you’ve made this arrangement? How much do you want to bet she is not as forthcoming with her parents.

What are ‘Free Republican States’ ?

Can we do billionaires next? There is surely a little overlap.