You spelled feces incorrectly. LOL

Some of the alternative aren’t much better. 520 gallons of water for 1 pound of cheese. It takes 3.2 gallons for each almond, for those who choose that route for milk. You can have 1 pound of cheese or 162.5 almonds. I’d go with the cheese personally.

This needs to be turned into a Bertstrip. LMAO

No that’s def something else. IMO more like some sort of mental disorder. LOL