RIP, Alan Rickman. The best Marvin.

Snowflakes: “It is offensive for a westerner to wear a Japanese kimono. You are not Japanese!”

Native Japanese: “We insist you wear this kimono so you feel like part of the group.”

Based on a true story.

“That’s just steam. Steam from the steamed clams were having.”

Smoke detector: “LIAR!”

Well at least they’re not using a store brand.

“Take my wife, please!”

I need context.

Ouch.

JFK to LAX, any % of passengers.

It’s my elementary school gym teacher.

So many Japanese creatives, so many creatives everywhere, swear up and down they’re at the end and can’t continue on.

Guess what? They keep coming back. How many time has Hayao Miyazaki come back from retirement now?

The only thing that stops people like this is death.

Oh look, animal abuse.

“Danger! Danger! High voltage.

When we touch, when we kiss”

[ CODEC CALL ]

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[ CODEC CALL ]

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[ CODEC CALL ]

“Colonel, this is Snake. I’m at the disposal facility.”

“Good work, age hasn’t slowed you down one bit.”

A nearby Ouiji board spells out: Y O U R T U R N

Neighbors: “ACAB!”

Dog: “Please, I’m retired.”

Chekov = The Monkees

Stupidity never sleeps, so neither shall I.

Makes sense, when Sunshine was made the only other 3D Mario was 64, so it used the same formula on a larger and more elaborate scale.

But then something unexpected happened, they made bonus levels that were capsule worlds that looked a lot like classic Mario games. And players wanted more of that so the Galaxys were basically that, fleshed out into full games.

Odyssey is a natural progression of Galaxy’s formula. But 3D World is not a natural progression of Sunshine, its New Super Mario Bros. in 3D.

It would be nice to get more 64/Sunshine-type games.

This is a world map in the Austin Powers universe.