If you enjoy eating snack foods with lots of food dye powder (mmmm hot Cheetos), but hate the fact that it stains your fingers, eat them with chopsticks. No mess on your fingers.

If you struggle with your sandwich/burger innards sliding out of the bread/bun when you take a bite, wrap the innards in lettuce like a taco; place in between the bread/buns with the bottom of the “taco” away from the side you’re eating. The lettuce should help keep the sandwich/burger from falling out of the bun.

I personally don’t like the texture of kiwi skins. Even thinking about it is giving me the ick.

Someone contact Italy to get this man a prize; he didn’t break the noodles!

Game recognizes game.

what the hell Vance is

A couch-fucking weirdo, from what I’ve heard.

Given the fact that your question has caused The Evil Song to get stuck in my head, Sorcerer, I feel you are obligated to erase “It’s a Small World” from my mind and from existence.

Please and thank you.

Another correction of the headline:

“Y’all Cannot Actually Be This Stupid”: an argument on how people are, in fact, this stupid.

She is so lucky she found you!!

Omfg I feel you so hard on this with a few people, but am fortunate to not be in Texas.

“Never again,” my ass. Those types of people mean only “never again for me and mine.” Genocide is genocide is genocide, regardless of whether we’re the victim or not.

I remember your post from when you first found Boudicca! They look so sweet; it’s nice to enjoy a nap after an adventure to the vet. 💕

Fellow American Jew here. Very much agreed. Israel doesn’t represent us, even if it tries to say it does.

I was always more of a Walrus fan. Goo goo ga joob

I’m full of popcorn already. It’s time for the movie to finally wrap up and the villain to get his ass handed to him. :(

I voted for this guy before and thought I’d continue to do so, but the crap he’s been pulling recently-ish has just confirmed for me he won’t ever get my vote again. What a jagoff.

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The negative space between the eggs around his head in this image makes him look like he has pigtails. Saw it and had to punish/reward everyone else with it, too.

I like to think of it like a broken bone. Yes, your overall health is important; no one is questioning that. But if you go into the ER with a broken bone and the doctor tells you that they’re going to ignore your injury in favor of telling you to take your vitamins, they’re an asshole who doesn’t care about your pain or healing your injury.

Systemic racism is the broken bone. No one (except, perhaps, assholes and billionaires) disagrees that all lives have value. Saying “all lives matter” in response to “black lives matter,” though, is saying “let’s wilfully ignore the problem because I am clearly okay with the status quo.”

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I wish this were still the case. The last time I saw one of these was a year or so ago and I was excited to freeze. Unfortunately, the room AC was through a different, more modern, device. They just left the classic to toy with my emotions.

The only time I saw one was on a cheap dollar store plug. I immediately thought it was defective.

This is neat info!

Yes! I love that one! Now with free shipping.