1999 called, they want their demotivational poster back

literal Queen of the Mommy Milkers

I’m not usually proud of Texas for much but this I can feel good about

Inb4 dragonfucker starts shit and gets banned from another community

Is the whole joke here “dumb/stoned pilots crash plane” or am I missing something

what in the goddamn fuck are you talking about

Don’t worry she’ll find a way to blame Obama

Note that when people say “pour money into a company” they mean “invest wisely in the parts of the company that work” not “buy a thing with a big price tag” those are two completely separate things

Point 1 was him buying the company though. He has not poured any money into it, as you say he has done quite the reverse

No, the cruelty is the point. The kind of people who made this happen have common sense just like the rest of us, that 7-year-old squirrel didn’t have rabies. They refuse to make exceptions or use common sense because they specifically want to hurt others.

Peanut had been living with owner Mark Longo for seven years

Man. What a feel-bad story. There’s a certain kind of person who takes glee in destroying others’ joy and they will use any technicality to get the excuse to do so all while blathering “the law is the law, the law is the law.”

Seven years. What a shameful travesty.

When is he going to do points #2 and #3 for Twitter

Putting the “God” in Godwin’s law

It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on

smh could have guessed she was born with a tail, missed opportunity

They’ll just find a way to make sure only the top 10% richest white people can access it through a loophole

We’re thiiiiis close to the death of the “free world.” Fascism is a blink away.

RIP pictures for sad children

Professional means you do it for money. In which case you need another job

Honestly I don’t know what’s more soul crushing, the incorrectly added comma or the fact OP still doesn’t get it

As a professional virgin loser

You need a new job