My goodness we’re gonna be MAGA’d so hard*, can’t wait

*some people (with the best words) are saying this

Is .clear a stand-in TLD for non-TOR sites, or a science joke?

I like it either way

I mute a few more non-English accounts each time I use Mastodon

Billionaires are three ones

Pretty much, give or take a handful. It’s OK, the invisible hand of the free market will surely… trails off

Can you prove the barrel is aimed at our forehead?!

99-100% isn’t 100%! I’ll believe it when I see the exit wound!

On Mac, I would use Keyboard Maestro to try to automate that. I think AutoHotkey can do the same kind of thing on Windows?

@[email protected]

The new online passport process is unbelievably good

They better not ruin it

lol

wat

Does it in here to you?

lol

Wow. That’s super interesting. I’ll have to check out these links. Thank you very much for the detailed reply!

Oh really, would like to learn more.

Apply the sticker at the return counter and send the customer away

The brand’s salted and unsalted Sweet Cream Butter list cream as an ingredient on the packaging. However, the label does not warn consumers that the product “contains milk.”

My bad 😬

Oh must’ve been rough

I actually thought it was them who got that software shut down but maybe I’m misremembering

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lmao his parents’ horror when they found out what Bobby was doing