welp I had a good run. once they see my soul less random bullshit from a different time (pre-Elon) I’m toast.

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also the car is pulling America with it off the cliff.

conversely if they are able to transport it, the act of disassembling it would unmake the spirit sauron poured into it, being remade somewhere else will not have the same …sparkle.

nope. it simply wouldn’t be able to get a lock.

I’m on the verge of announcing Gatorade is actually what plants crave.

it’s got electrolytes.

yawn. I think it’s pretty dead.

wake me when we live in a just society with laws that apply to all except for that one guy who basically says" fuck you im guilty so what" about everything.

otherwise these… whatcha call them? senators? they’re too busy insider trading, and making money off the laws they write

also lol at both parties will listen. llllooollll

what a ludicrous joke.

the correct answer is both.

the one on the right bullies the more feminine one on the left who’s always sticking his nose in other people’s business.

yes we also substitute it for air.

better than going to Jondor, eh Jandalf?

it’s gif not jif!

Darth jar jar if we’re allowing any peripheral characters/universes.

Otherwise, to me, ol palpy palpy poopoo would be the most interesting man in that galaxy. he controlled the galactic empire for a while. used it to expand power and presence, and sought immortality. etc.

now whether or not I approve of him being in IX… well… let’s just say that wasn’t him but a revived amalgamation of several sith.

doesn’t matter at all.

he’s not the problem. he’s a symptom of our greedy easily led white pasty christian dog sperm corporatist oligarchy culture.

of course he’s not invincible, but those who come after him will be closer to it than we can defend ourselves from.

America should have taken out all enemies directly, individually, instead of playing these god damn shell games for last decades. but since it didn’t, it’s finished.

There is no country anymore, there is only corporations and foxnews to disseminate their desired message.

all those bad asses we’ve seen throughout the years in movies where they were “the last line of defense” for America. lol where’s ur god now. they were assimilated and duped to hate fellow americans by russians, getting us fuming at gun control, religion, abortion, race topics and watching us spin like toys. they let their country they spent their lives defending to be usurped by a series of compromised Republicans. because jesus. and alpha male. and wait why would people vote for Ted Cruz if not out of malice for their fellow man? or mitch McConnell ? or Lindsey graham? they were cancers before mr malignant trump came to spread to stage 4.

Pink meanie sounds like it could be another name for a nice… wet…

it feels like living amongst zombies. I don’t think there is an American fabric anymore. we’re just racists, gun nuts, christians, and …other.

laws don’t matter in an unjust society. go fuck an orange Warren. too little too late. fuck this country.

mmm ill have one of those, to go.

is it still the middle finger if its 2 of 6? do you have to hold #3 and #4 up together?

omg why does it keep stopping before they fight. I need to see gandalph pull a funky cold Medina on Darth saruman.

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