Was that before or after trying to sexually gratify the microphone?

Best was having an international community in your neighborhood and coming home with some weird Korean candy among the usual tootsie rolls and dumdums.

Or the same form, with a different coat of paint.

They couldn’t turn the world today into a movie because the writing would be called too lazy and ham-fisted to be realistic.

*ditty

That’s crazy, his communication skills are on another level. It’s like instead of saying something he’s super-sayin’.

Don’t worry, some turbulence is par for the course but dangerous turbulence is pretty rare. Also 50 feet is an exaggeration, turbulence usually feels worse than it is. Plane rides are usually smoother than driving in a car, but flying can make you sensitive to lateral motion.

Look at me. I’m the banana now.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Is there a Beetlejuicing community on Lemmy yet?

They’re both Frankenstein, and also they’re both monsters. Victor shouldn’t have made the monster, and he should’ve done more to stop it, but the monster was also an asshole. Being treated like a monster doesn’t make it okay to act like one.

“Now, to finish off those potato chips Amy threw out yesterday.”

“Those were toenail clippings!”

“A feast’s a feast.”

Kinda. He later said he was being sarcastic.

That’s the crux of it. Republicans almost invariably see life as a zero-sum game. It honestly does not occur to them that everyone could be happy and prosperous.

Who turgled?!

My experience voting in Georgia is that in-person elections are done on a computer that prints your vote, and absentee ballots are done with SAT-style bubble filling, so hanging chads specifically shouldn’t be a problem. I’m sure they’ll come up with some other kind of fuckery though.

Being hot gets you far. Having obscene amounts of daddy’s money gets you much farther.

I’m the factory builder who’s bad at building factories

Of course, my beloved grandson Butt-Face, how could I forget?

I think because of the panty raid bit