Yes

Thanks I used to know that one but forgot it.

It’s true love I tell you

tale as old as time

Wow it’s tiny

I thought it was 100% on their progress bars.

The wicked flee when none persueth.

That’s not a bad idea.

My uncle told me he sailed through the Bermuda Triangle all the time. I thought he was full of crap.

I use a chainsaw maybe two hours a year. Same with my neighbors, yet each of us owns a chainsaw.

Good job anon. No good deed goes unpunished.

They should have just made more trash robots.

Maybe she really worked at Carl’s Jr.

Scare them with a threat of Medicare cuts.

The first rule of the road is “right-of-way won’t help you when you’re dead”.

You left a window open somewhere near your thermostat.

“Lefty Loosey righty tighty”

One arrow points up to the left, one points down to the left.

“Price check for diarrhea-b-gone”

Z

Thanks, I’ve save your comment. I haven’t heard of any of these.