You summed this up perfectly. Absolutely spot on.

I thought it wouldn’t be hard for him. Maybe his brother Chris might have more luck.

Twist it!

Well, I celebrate your lunacy and perseverance. Maybe go all out in a few comments. It’s like a puzzle.

Shavian, right?

Edit: while some might think it nuts (it’s not like GBS was universally received, he was deliberately inconsistent), the idea of rebaselining phonetics from scratch was impressive.

I thought we all agreed upon Phoney Stark? Were you not at that meeting?

Oh. Well that wasn’t the point I was addressing but ok.

I read differently into that. Some of my gay mates would totally spot if a woman wore the same dress twice. I might not.

These puns are exhausting.

My wife is still on Mac OSX, but my son has embraced Mint. I’m a bit cheesed off that there aren’t (obviously) many kid friendly programming tutorial resources, other than maybe getting a sub to codeacademy. Other than that, all good.

Spectacles Testicles Wallet Watch.

And now I’m locked out of the house with no phone.

Brown… that may explain it?

My wife has brown hair, brown eyes and an olive skin complexion. I’m your typical scandi with reddish-blonde hair, blue eyes, skin that burns like paper. Our child has brown eyes, red hair and olive skin that actually tans. It’s bizarre.

Or:

Glorious.

Peefs

🤣

Ok I’m sorry for the hyperbole but this is the first time I’ve seen this.

This, is a work of modern shitposting art.

Bravo.

I used to love your card games before you got all political. Your mom used to love you before you got so fucking stupid.

lol

$124,111,680,000 if you’re curious (24x365x2024x7000).