It depends on your toilet and philosophy.

In a traditional German toilet, the hole into which shit disappears after we flush is right at the front, so that shit is first laid out for us to sniff and inspect for traces of illness. In the typical French toilet, on the contrary, the hole is at the back, i.e. shit is supposed to disappear as quickly as possible. Finally, the American (Anglo-Saxon) toilet presents a synthesis, a mediation between these opposites: the toilet basin is full of water, so that the shit floats in it, visible, but not to be inspected. […] It is clear that none of these versions can be accounted for in purely utilitarian terms: each involves a certain ideological perception of how the subject should relate to excrement. Hegel was among the first to see in the geographical triad of Germany, France and England an expression of three different existential attitudes: reflective thoroughness (German), revolutionary hastiness (French), utilitarian pragmatism (English). In political terms, this triad can be read as German conservatism, French revolutionary radicalism and English liberalism. […] The point about toilets is that they enable us not only to discern this triad in the most intimate domain, but also to identify its underlying mechanism in the three different attitudes towards excremental excess: an ambiguous contemplative fascination; a wish to get rid of it as fast as possible; a pragmatic decision to treat it as ordinary and dispose of it in an appropriate way. It is easy for an academic at a round table to claim that we live in a post-ideological universe, but the moment he visits the lavatory after the heated discussion, he is again knee-deep in ideology.

The gazelle-voting-for-lions gay vote

Instructions unclear I have killed the blight that has befallen the land and still have the potion in case I might need it later

A redeemed one

Honestly based, EU should do the same

And has bad memory, regreSSHion wasn’t even half a year ago

Why is the fathers problem a Mario-Wario-similarity to a celebrity and not the Tragedeigh itself?

I first read “the horses do persist, but so do i” but that’s silly because horses aren’t even real

It’s a reference to Gianni Matragranos Duke Nukem series, where he voiced the titular character saying silly stuff, including this

Hardworking dev making a game on stream while cosplaying

Wash them, they’re smelly af

This is cruel

Twink death is part of a life cycle and foretells a bear birth

Nope, I don’t have an Adblock on my phone

I gotta check this later on pc, this constant text jumping while scrolling is insufferable

Brain surgery that turns tops into bottoms

The only thing that beats a bad guy adult winning the egg hunt is a good guy adult winning the egg hunt

California Chainsaw Massacre

That is a very specific subset

The half rod goes in the square hole