Who’s John and how long has he and Zoidberg been together?

Who knows, maybe they’ll go the joker route and make it a musical

Hey don’t slutshame, let’s keep this a hotplug-positive community

“If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.”

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As someone still laying in bed, scrolling Lemmy instead of doing chores

Just remember, the only thing that can stop a bad person exhibiting strong emotions is a good person exhibiting strong emotions

In stasis, it bends but won’t break us
Aurelia, majestic as a lion’s roar embodies her
Terranean, threaten and shield us
Endanger, recoil and rewind the tapes
She’s born again
[…]
Medusa, a haunting allure
Elusive ectoplasmic residue
She’ll dance for you
Inducing hydro-cosmic dreams in you
Of eternal blue

Please don’t pull it out, it’s a load-bearing fork

A billion of those and you’re still not even close to paying off that fine

Doesn’t matter to reddit as long as the advertisers still pay them though

Howdy

Oh but we started doing that waay before armageddon started

Indomitable human spirit step aside, the indomitable human horniness is here

Yes thank you for coming here on such short notice,
please go boom the people that keep calling us boomers

Ok Boomer

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Agreed, playing pokemon and beating gyms always cheers me up

I would argue that there is a split second right at the end where the person is still alive and no longer flying

Seems like Worf likes his tea with a pinch of LIES!

I’ll have the time of my life now so i can rub it in the face of future me!

What do computers, air conditioners and space stations have in common?

They don’t work if you open windows

It would be that easy, if not for “please approve login on your microsoft authenticator app” step which means i also have to pull out my phone, unlock it, find the stupid app and then type in the code