He removed the ribs so he could eat them.

What is the Flame of Unidan?

Where do I sign up?

But he was a bad man and people complained so now I have to work tomorrow.

Fuck subway.

He would probably go to the pizza place and order a pizza with just sauce and cheese. What’s wrong with that? I think it’s called a cheese pizza.

No, you should stop at this point and handle your phone, your car keys, your wallet, fish around in your pocket and belly button lint, scratch your asshole, then continue to handle food.

Does Lemmy have hailcorporate yet? Really seems like an ideal fit around here.

Fuck Subway, and fuck your dumbass sandwich. Which you obviously didn’t get a picture of from “the worker.”

Oy oy oy oy fuckin bullocks slit my wrist

You don’t need the lottery to have too many cats.

Are emo bands still a thing? That seems so two-decades-ago.

What are the kids into now?

Can’t tell if this is a joke or not.

Does McDonald’s have a holiday meal?

Because I’d guess his odds are about as good as any other time of year.

Y not and x not is not y or x.

This is me right now. Except this industrious skeleton managed to make it to the couch. That thing is all the way down stairs :(

Is my brain not made from atoms?

I assume they accept debit cards right?

Maybe they have financing plans.

Open the door.

Get on the floor.

You guys have a bowl?