Humans be like:

Is this the Confederation of Independent Systems(CIS) or the Commonwealth of Independent States(CIS)?

Idk, I’ve heard bonobos get down

“one broad with a static-y vest…”

This 💯

It was annoying af coming off a 3rd 12 shift at 7am dying to get home and passing the overly cheerful day shift morning people. “good morning! Happy Friday!”

Sometimes you just need a more specific example

Watch out for that Boomer!

😱

The horror

Question: What is a long hard thing?

Say when.

This dude has always fascinated the hell out of me. Insanely smart, and hilarious. He had all kinds of wacky adventures, or at least was a great story teller. He worked on the Manhattan Project, was on the Challenger committee, and also liked to play bongos at a local strip club 😂

Sounds like something my kid would ask 😂

We were eating one time and just looks at his fork and says “what would happen if you put a fork in your eye?”

And get replied “k”

It’s OK, I heard a lot of us die by 50 anyway 🤷

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I’ve noticed something similar with music.

This is one that does it for me: https://youtu.be/4edAZvbU5gw

The only thing I could come to, is that it’s like it is noise, but not random and unpredictable. It’s like organized or controlled noise,if that makes any kind of sense.

Another example of the “noise” : https://youtu.be/forwNINpoVE

Relevant?

Hell yeah! I’m glad you found us here!