Hard to imagine that this fuckwit was Person of the Year after 9/11

If men could get pregnant, there would be drive-through abortion clinics every 5 miles

So hostile. Have you considered that some people just use Lemmy for memes and have other means of keeping up with the dystopian nightmare bullshit du jour?

You forgot the activists protesting for zombie’s rights to eat our brains

Yeah no not in a million years, I’m not a farm animal

Who still gives a shit about that dumb little website, just ignore it and maybe it will go away

Same for software development. Create a ticket or piss off, I will not do undocumented/uncredited work.

Tbf, Lemmy is a place to unwind for many people, we have enough boring exhausting shit going on irl.

Oh heavens no, will someone please think of the advertisers!!!

Meh what’s the difference, a digital nonsense machine or an IRL nonsense machine, both with 0 accountability

Wait do people actually not like celery? I eat it as a snack

Does the ped in your username stand for pedantic? :P

Your computer already does all of this, It’s just that you are now able to access the data yourself

Babe wake up, the new stupid thing has dropped

If you think Reddit doesn’t have a versioning system for comments, I have some bad news for you. Assume everything you post online is public forever.

I heard the “pop” noise

True, but I would rather buy a dozen quality $0.99 games with high replay value (still fun 13+ years later) than several dozen “””free””” ad-filled games that constantly bug you for a $3.99/week subscription to get more BullshitCoins

No they didn’t. I have a 1st gen iPad loaded with old versions of popular games (e.g. Jetpack Joyride, Angry Birds) and there are literally zero ads and in-app purchases.

Actually you are the snake, and for some reason you have to drag this stupid meat suit around

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