Not advice, but my experience with the same feeling began to ease when someone told me that being upset about, say wars overseas, was not itself helping anyone anywhere and was in fact harming me and those around me.

Another nudge away from caring too much about too much came when I began making conscious efforts to care even more about things I had a part in or things I could control or do or say, which gratefully left less time and energy to care too much about the rest.

I also don’t recall the president denouncing Hamas very much during his address to the nation about the coup. Literally Hitler.

Sorry. This was more middle-of-the-night attempted sarcasm and even less topical. Sorry.

This is bs propaganda. Here’s the math:

• 100% of its weapons are in transit to Israel according Joe
• it takes decades to get people to elect a government more aligned with its people than with say Lockheed Martin, and thus
• Bolivia has to succeed in suppressing coups 100% of the time whereas
• the US CIA has to succeed just once

SORRY folks. In the middle of the night I tried to make some sarcasm about the US’s intolerance of non-right-wing governments in the Americas and how many times the CIA has been proven to have helped topple non-right-wing governments. Mea culpa.

Even in Britain, the slow lane on two-human-wide escalators is on the right. It confounds me.

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Every time Americans are assigned a Republican president, the amount of Americans entitled to seek asylum elsewhere ticks up again.

I would prefer God existed simply so that there were a proper forum to air my grievances.

In those moments when it seems likely that Christian God very much exists, and is a vengeful and micromanaging hide-and-seek champion Who allows children to have cancer, and with Whom I’d be in a clearly abusive relationship, He, too, appears to be a sadistic con artist of the nepobaby, MLM-upline variety.

I’m so fucking sorry that I’m laughing so hard at 4:30am but dad was not playing with guntimidation and also wheelchair-bound and motionless. But I choose to believe you.

It gives say-no-to-me-or-any-other-male-in-my-fam-and-we’ll-dump-acid-on-you vibes

Don’t shake them too hard or they stretch. But hang everything absofuckinglutely immediately after they’re outta the washer or dryer. Like rn.

That’s actually and ironically super encouraging to hear! I’ve become afraid of this trap that I see miserable older people slide into at will.

Thank you.

Heads up: I’m sure you know, but others might not, that Mother Teresa was a sadistic con artist.

Two words: Get. It. Ma. Ma.

Hey ’20s Americans:

Look how freaking thin these people were

People say wild stuff like this when they’re young. The 89-year-olds in this scenario change their minds. Every time.

Instead of living that long, I would like to donate those years to the rest of you people. What’s 120 ÷ 8 000 000 000?

Me and Homer be like

Nothing straight about this DLC